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viernes, 12 de noviembre de 2010

A Sudden German metamorphosis

What do you do when there is an emergency at 3am in the morning and you need to talk to the attending physician but suddenly he or she talks in an unkown language.
3a.m.
"Um, Good Morning Doctor Lelolay, this is Ms. Cipreni speaking, and I`m calling concerning Mr. Trululu, from room 504B.." (at the other end) "hump huh {cough} {cough}...what...Ms. Pipi ... who, what... hello, hello?" ..."Doctor Firulay this is Ms. Cipreni and I`m calling concernig Mr. Trululu from room 504B his been referring chest pain, fatigue, his vital signs are HR110/min and irregular, RR28/min, BP 178/100mmHg,T 37.8 C, he looks diaphoretic, troponins levels are positives" (at the other end) "... Hump hu {cough} {snifff} {cough} ... put the pachtznitzer on tridhaitzner to run at {cough} fitz millerhoutzen per hour and take troposnautzer evhgrg sxxh for tu..{sniff} then call me back." "...Ok, umm...ok, so it... um let me refrase... you want to put the patient on tridhlar to..." (other end) "Yes, on tridil ..." "...tu run at..." "other end" ...silence... "Hello, Doctor Lelolay?" ... "Yes"... "Ok, thank you Ill call you as soon as possible".... "What the hell did he mean... Crap!"...

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